Thursday, January 18, 2007

 

Funk

I started the year on a calm almost laid back note. Very relaxed and at peace with all mankind after a long ass Holiday.
Unfortunately by the time i got back to work, awon ota had been waiting for me since before Christmas sha! The Idiots just piled up work for me ehn? Even simple stuff that they shoulda dealt with. You'd imagine that grown ass men will take a lil initiative. No be so o. Have you done this one? No we haven't. Have you sorted that one no Sir, we haven't. So what the fcuk have you been doing since i left? Abi which kain ode be this people?

They were just giving me looks like shey na only you sabi go on all expense paid Holidays abi? Anyway me i no ku ku send anyborry. Na for telephone i do my first interview for the job from U.K. And they agreed to fly my ass down for the second interview, and when it was time to talk money and bebefits, omo,i shine my eye well. Car, health benefits, holidays 2x a year (Only one holiday is paid for), Accomodation, well i dey collect the money for accomodation instead. How i go pay that kain money for one landlord for Parkview when me i never build my own house? I look like mumu to you? They say because Jacuzzi dey there. Make e no better for Jacuzzi. Ehn thank you i'm a Bush Egba boy but can i have the cash instead please? Thank you very much.

Anyways bad bells dey for me for that office well well. That's how they wan come form one small union say why dem go dey pay me in USD while the rest of them wey dey do all the work na Naira and Kobos. Well, me i no get answer to that one o. But just maybe na because na Pounds Sterling my Papa take manage pay my School fees, while you dey enjoy the Gofment subsidy 150 naira per Semester fees for University of Ibadan. So i guess it's okay you get paid in Naira and i get paid in if not Pounds Sterling at least US Dollars shey? Fair is fair no? So face your Work Mr.Dada and Mr.Ajewole and the Crew.Make i no vex for you o. Don't attempt to overthrow a professional coup plotter. A word is enough for the wise. I'm not in a good mood so ya'll don't wanna fcuk with me. Ya heard?

Now that's offa my Chest. On the other hand i've been bored, i've been terribly lonely, not due to a lack of company but i no know how i go explain am jare. I don't really feel like hanging out with awon Boys, i'm too swamped with work to Blog, I'm this close to firing five people in my office at the same time. They're so stupidly incompetent, they can't tell a kettle from a piss pot. I might as well do the damned project meself.

There are still loads of chicks orbiting around my sphere but the honest truth is i don't trust them Heiffers. They are all smiles and really nice but you when you look into their eyes the whole picture doesn't add up. Their eyes tell a different story. I for no bother in the old days but to be honest i'm not up for casual sex mehn. I'm ready to hang up my Playa Jersey and pick up a coaching job. Olawunmi, Exhale. It's not written in stone yet. Maybe it's just the way i feel now.

I think the beginning of my Wahala was last weekend. I wanted to get some Coolant at the Mobil petrol station at Lekki. I sent my driver earlier and the Ode queued up with people who were there to buy Petrol. There was a full tank of fuel in the car o. Just buy a bottle of coolant and come back home. 5 minutes max.
Me i don even forget say i send am anywhere sef. The football match wey i dey watch reach half time, second half begin, i dey watch dey go. Like almost at the end of second half it just occured to me to call him. When the call connected the first thing i heard was noise in the background.
My first thought was yepa Oloshi yi ti lo daran. Taiye where are you?
Ehn mo wa ni Filling station sah.
What the Devil is taking you so long???
Ehn! Kew yen o wa very long sah?
Queue for what???
Ehn Kew for petirol sah
What did i send you to buy?
Coolant sah
So why are you on the Petrol queue?
Ehn to buy coolant sah.
At this point i was in histeronics (Soul, i don dey sabi English pass you o lol)
So i told the Bugger Mr. Man ori e o pe o. Kia leave that place now and bring my car back home.
Ehn Oga, they haf block me hia o i can't move the Car.

I was livid. This time, i don pass Histronics na Electronics level i dey(lol)
Omo i just carry two Mobile Police men from by gate enter moto come go rescue my car for all the melee (i love the way the word sounds hehehe).

As i clear road for my moto finish, and was about going back home i saw one guy i knew who was jejely queing up. I can't call him a friend sha although he's been to my house like thrice with other guys. He's a friend of a friend although i can't remember who's friend he was originally. But the guy na one of those quiet, sensitive sort of chap.
So as pe no be my tight paddy paddy like that now, i wasn't about to employ my Agbero skills to help him get petrol. I was just gonna smile and wave to the dude. That's how i looked at the passenger side o, na who i see? Bukky. Which Bukky? The same Bukky now. I first froze for a sec. Na so my mouth come open like aja mi lo pa.
When i come recofer, i first close my mouth slowly come exhale. I come dey get double mind whether make i comot for my moto go meet them to say hi, or make i blank two of them, or make i just wave and smile one kain hypocritical naija smile.
like that. (Shio! pele o. Ambasador for "keeping it real").
Anyway sha, i chose the last option. A 1000 watt smile and a wave later, i was on my way to my empty house.

Make i tell you ehn, if i say the thing no shake me small na lie. If person tell me say Bukky will ever spend hours in the hot sun queing up with a guy for petrol i go woz the person wey talk am.
I'm still in shock i can't figure it out. What does that mean? She really enjoys his company? or what? Abi na love or warrever. It's so friggin' mind boggling. I mean i know,...well i thought she could never ever inconvenience herself for anyone. It was all her about the Sun is too hot, she can't stay in a car without air conditioning yadda yadda. And here she was in the hot sun, with the windows down on a senseless fuel queue, and i'm sure she'd been there for hours with this guy. And she didn't look like she was suffering. In fact was smiling. Maybe laughing at what the idiot Tomi guy said or something.

I knew she had a soft spot for the guy before before sha because there was this one time i had a party at home and all the Agberos, and fake ass wannabee Big boy friends of mine were being loud and boisterous as usual, disturbing the peace. This particular Tomi guy stood out because he looked like one of those quiet sensitive bookish sort. He didn't say much he just sat in one corner of my living room and he was just smiling one kain shy smile like that. So me i just go meet am as pe good host now and asked if he wanted to wack proper correct food like Amala abi Pounded yam or somefink?You know Bukky used to throw down some major orishirishi food now? and he said no that he was fine with the finger food he was eating. Samosa abi wetin dem dey call the thing sef.
I said you're sure? he said yeah sure.
I offered the guy shacks he just smiled and said no say he no dey shack Alcohol.
Wo, me i just leave the guy. I don try now. Wich kain grown ass suegbe Bobo no go shack Alcohol.
What is the meaning of that? That kain person go dey make me feel bad you know? Like say i be Devil pickin. I just leave am go meet my fellow Oniranu boys.
Na so every other guy ignore the Tomi guy o.Abi person wey no like sport, e no dey drink alcohol, e no smoke,e no carry woman come, for inside my house. Wetin e come find now? but as the night wore on i saw Bukky talking to the guy and at that time i was glad because i dey like make everyborry dey feel alright for my Parrys but i just noticed that they were deep in conversation for hours on end, while the rest of us were arguing football, Women, igba, awo, and steadily getting veeery drunk.That's all i remember but the next day i was teasing bukky 'cause she told me the guy was discussing his Favorite poets with her. Me i just went like Shio! Poetry ko, Nursery rhyme ni. I just figured the guy was gay or somefink. Anyway they both sha connected sha but i didn't think nothing of it.
Anyway subsequent times the guy turns up at my shindigs and i honestly can't tell you who invited him 'cause me i no really know but i go just say holler what's up, he go smile that im yeye smile and i go push a bottle of Coke in his arms lol.

Wetin i no come understand na how he come get the liver to de wakka around town with Bukky.
Well i don't have a right to tell her who to date or what not. As a matter of fact i'm not even sure if they're dating. I mean i just saw them both on a fuel line. But Bukky would never do that on a good day. Not even for her Close girlfriends. Hmmm!!!
But at least she for get the decency to find someborry out of my circle now haba!!!
The Tomi Guy stays on the same Lekki stretch. Of course we're gonna jam each other every once in a while ke abi?
The Guy sef no dey fear but hey, i'm sure he was comforting her while she was heartbrokeen and just being a "friend in need". And now they're doing this closer than close rubbish.
What a wimp. Or maybe she's been able to force a wedding proposition out of him sef. Who knows maybe that's why she dey go queue for station with am. Warrever abeg.

And no, i don't want her back because even if she come back sef i still no go marry am. I'm not feeling her like that. Or am i? I no Know sef. I'm just messed up in the head right now.
Might be because she looked so happy and contented, and me i'm well... kinda feelin lonely and vulnerable right about now.
I wish them the best. She's a good girl, he's a good sensitive lad i'm sure they'll be picture perfect for each other. Duh!!! (Excuse me, i wanna puke my guts out)
I wish i hadn't seen them both tho'. They messed up my head and my peace of mind.
I'm craving another Turks and Caicos holiday now. Just to walk on the Sand 'till my head clears.




TO YOU

You've been in my head for way too long. Please get out of my head. You're not real. You're just a couple of words intricately woven together on Blogger.
I can't get you outta my dreams. I have a picture of you in my mind and it's so real, it's out of this world. I imagine something about you, then the next time i'm on your Blog you say the exact same thing about yourself that i imagined the night before. Deja vu? Hennesy? prophecy? or am i plain nuts?

I'm spending less time with flesh and blood, and diverting my Man hours. Spending it all on your Blog.
Soaking your words in. I'm sure you know who you are by now.

I tell myself i'm losing it. Guess what? i'm not bothered. You're like a Bottle of Hennesy on a cold night. Pastor says it's wrong. I know it's wrong.... Fcuk it.

Comments:
shuffle to then left.
Shuffle to the right.

*do some galala-butterfly hybrid*

Just when i thought you've forgotten ur password.

Me, Lonely, FIRST!!

I'm getting good at this.
 
babaalaye 1st of all,thanks for sparing us all the ordeal of waiting forever for you to update.I was about to send calabargal to you (since she appears in your dreams and you dey fear am small)to urge you to please update.Talking of dreams...who is this blogger babaalaye is in love with?We need a wedding party in blogsville.
 
Baba yi,

Can I have the details of ur place of work? Where is the equal opportunity policy they are meant to be encouraging? I need to work with the ganged union and sue the company's ass ...

Anyway, I hope you are enjoying your single status once again. I wont be surprised if you get hooked before you make your next posting ...
 
Omo Baba-a: You gats to understand; The workers motto in Gidi is: If Oga no dey, work no dey. Just playing b4 ppls crucify me. Still kinda true though.
As for the Bukky + "bum-boy" issue, its just your pride eating at you. You are like, how can this ju-guy catch a chick I was calling my woman. Same kinda shit happened to me last year. To be honest I kinda told her that its cool they are friends but if she dates him, she should lose my number.
I know it was kind of immature but Pleeeeeeeeeezzze. Level pass level.
I just realised how cocky my thinking was after reading your post. But abeg. Level pass level. lol
 
Babaalaye, that's how life is.

There's no harm in her feeling someone else after this -- afterall, do you expect her to stay single because you're single? The poetry must be working wonders.

Don't tell me you're jealous ;-). Everyone is equal, or so I think.
 
Mehn! i no forget my password o.
I've just been in a state of Funk.
All my stupid friends tell me Alaye screw some chick and you'll be aight. Unfortunately pu**y is not a solution.

As for the Poetry boy. It woulda been hilarious if it didn't kinda hurt. Oh well...
 
May be its just a phase she’s going through.

May be the guy lasts for 46 seconds. *cough*


Whatever the case, making previously unthinkable sacrifices like to dey suffer for sun, "seemingly unperturbed", implies a lot.

Abeg, you too dey think too mush, free your mind, stab all those “lingering emotions” in the jugular. If that don't work, u can always summon the groupies. hehe.






PS: “If u luv something let it go, if it comes back to you its yours, if it doesn’t it never was”
 
Haba parley!
Let her be na. No be you say u no chop again? And d guy see fresh fish.

It could be that Bukky was hiding many things from you, hence the 'I can't-stand-this' ideology. Wot I think u need now is somebody you will love for who she is & will love you that way. Someone that understands your heart & vice-versa.
 
See this man ... no dey lie to us again.. so u like Bukky but not to the extent of marrying her.Ur male ego just kicked in when u saw her with the guy,cos u no wan believe say the guy fit roll with the same chic u rolled with ni o..and for all ur know homeboy fit be "shey enu jeje muti o" he fit get game o,cos I dey always fear all those ppl wey no dey drink and no dey smoke,cos dem dey take their womanising to another level o.

LOL@ur driver,no blame the guy now,maybe the guy dan see hin mates for there and decided to chill with them
 
kolomental! abi wetin be all this! haba Bukky go find good boy. But that is ok BABA! make you start some liquid fasting and you go find correct wife or maybe the blogger of your dreams will be yours;)abi na me? no shaking turks and caicos sounds good. But come oh if you no dey pay rent where you dey stay? daddy's house?

Well you know to woo a blogger you go need to buy

1.DEOLA SAGOE GOWN
2.BOBBY SIGNATURE HAIR
3.PERSONAL TIME WITH IMAGE CONSULTANT.

But sha for correct EGBA guy like you that should not be a problem now
 
You should go bond some with your dream blog gal. Don't underestimate a meeting of the minds via the internet. It'd worked for people who end up talking for hours and when they meet, they fall hard!

Life's too short, get together with your dream blogger or at least begin to know each other better....

Bukky's moved on. Good for her...
 
I really hope Buky has moved on. You are interested in her..simple and short. If she dates tha boy wish them well and let it go.
About the poem, I am sorry I dont like it. If u like this fellow blogger u better tell her. You dont seem like the shy type or a person that stays interested in anything for too long excpet maybe when it comes to your car, booze etc
 
Work - lolll working with idiots, one of the inescapable factors about working in Nigeria. Pele - dont envy you.

The Bukky Issue - no matter how much you feel you've moved on and all that, it cant have been easy to see her with someone else - especially someone she bonded with in a way you dont relate (i.e poetry). I therefore commend your attitude. You didn't cause a scene or make things awkward for them.

Your crush - (seriously dying of curiousity here) if you really like her online persona soo much, send her an e-mail. I find people express more of themselves through their blogs than they necessary would in person (that whole freedom from anonymity) so she may be a lot more "real" than you think.
 
at last, i was beginning to think u had a blog since uve been commenting on other pple's blog.
about bukky mehn thats how life is oh bros
aBOut thIs Ur CRUSH oin, im gettin very, very, curious, cmon ...spit the shit
 
I think you are looking for simplicity and openess in a woman. If I'm right then I think I know who it is you want. I can see it in the softness of your tone when you comment on her blog. Babaalaye there aren't many good and genuine girls out there so you better do something about it. I have interacted with her in real life and she is approachable enough. Goodluck
 
funk again, how now
 
Pastor Joshua's prayer dan dey work for our very own BabaAlaye's head o, as in u're ready to hang ur Playa jersey. But for real o, contact this blogger via email or som'n. Egba boyz are da BOMB! I know u're not shy, so just say som'n to this chic at least let her know u're feeling her, or do u want me to help u? This is from one egba sista to an egba buroda o. But let's know who this blogger sisi that has stolen ur heart is.
 
Baba Alaye is in love!!! Abeg declare to 'YOU' now?

Make Bukky no talk to man again? As u donfash am why u dey jealous say she dey smile with tobi? U see ya life?

Abeg concentrate on 'YOU' O Jare!!
 
OH my Gwad dude.. You just made my damn kick ass day. I haven't laughed so hard in A MINUTE lol!

Aws per ise. hater po jare fashi~

pele let it go jare na your ego dey act up... Bukky has a new friend lol! And eeehmmm stop professing love online nonsense call the chic up and let her know.. AND we know you can get a hold of her.. MA SLACK o lol!
 
Dude u're funny "So face your Work Mr.Dada and Mr.Ajewole and the Crew."..lol.
but seriously I can't help but feel sorry for you going home all alone and she's there all smug with her new dude. eeyahh!

On another note this ur blog crush serious ohh! sum serious sumthins is shele-ing!! abeg let us know!beta still let her know!

P.S ur driver man is on another level of stupid mehn!
 
Baba fun r'ae. Yo, you had me cracking up. You are too funny. I don't know what it is but I'm hearing this whole "not alone, but lonely" ish from a lot of men lately. Must be something in the water. I'll pray for you, okay? LOL
 
I know who it is! I know! I know!(Oya, tell me to carry the information go bank collect money cos that's the kind of side talk I'ld expect from you).

You want her e-mail? I am here to do you a service o! It's the first bit of her URL@gmail.com. But you know that she's taken already so why bother, man?

The next time it takes you this long to update, you will pay a fine o! And in dollars too.

Buki (my sistah!), hope you find happiness wherever your path leads you.
 
It was worth the wait.Funny and entertaining as usualKeep doing your thing
 
Ooolala,
(make I laff u for French)
U mean say Bukky de capable of to queue for dis kain Lagos queue wey dey now (for hot sun for dat mata)?
And in retrospect, when Baba de government, Bukky body temperature de so intolerant of anything above 18-ish degrees.
Now brothers...that's LOVE.
Baba, no be say i wan cramp ya style but if na me eh...i for just waka go the passenger side of Tomi car, put hand for pocket comot dat diamond ring and flex muscle (u know how we does) or better still, borrow ya MoPol gun, swallow d nozzle (+contents). Any which way, I can bet your mind's playing tic-tac-toe with you. He's prolly being a (harmless)listening-ear. (NA BEANS!?!)
 
I found it alittle hard to read but I think I got the whole gist. I guess you are torn inbetween not wanting her back and realising that you miss her. IT will soon pass. You just need a little time. But for the most part ur narration of the story was quite funny. cherub aka xoxo always felt that one day we would have a blogger wedding - u just never know. Pick up courage (not like u lack any) - and introduce urself to her. Im sure she knows who she is. Have a good weekend.
 
BABAALAYE...na wa oh..abeg tell us who this lucky blogger is now??abi?well ill give my unsolicited advise sha.just grab the bull by the murrafukin horn and tell her and lets witness a conjugal union of two bloggers??(abeg no vex wit my attempt at grammer,im actually fuelled by caipirinhas and mojitos,shooters)..off to bed..and yeah..my latest entry is part dedicated to the dirty inquisitive side of yours :-)
 
HA HA..sorry i forgot to add oh..eya..so u spied ex-ololufe in someone elses car?chai chai chai...oh well she's obviously moved on...or maybe they were just discussing the romantic era of 18th century poetry,maybe alphonse de lamartine.??u know stuff blokes like the guy read??(hey dont eye me oh..it was just a thot)
 
omo, u are hopeless man, and am not talking about your 'To You'
wahala tie ni yen (na ur probs be dat)
 
wait make i first gather myself cause dem one pursue me comot for cyber cafe wey i dey.

ehen..that ur driver remind me of one of our former drivers like dis..common sense isnt common i swear.

about the bukky ish..ayah! well so u really do like the girl after all..ayah!

about those people disturbing u in that ur office..gimme their names...am going to MFM 2mrrow..by the time i finish with them ehn...MFM style..dem no go know wetin do dem.
 
hehehehe...welcome back BabaAlaye. You are hilarious. Don't worry, you'll find a more suitable mate for yourself. The first decision is usually the right one, in letting her go. So, my friend go find a quick fuck to get ur mind off her and leave the past in the past. Wosaaa. Relax and be cool.
 
drink some shepe and feel alright...

and for the babe wey dey do you so, will you stop whining like a b%*&h! abi money wey dem take send you go Uni-toasting don waste? abi you be wateryam? shuoo!
 
i just dey wonda wonda wonda:
e be like say you get issues pass OBJ and MJ but together... abi you dey related to either of them? just an unNaked question...
 
hey Baba Alaye, i let out a huge smile when i finished your blog. know why? i always find it hard to believe that guys would look back at a relationship and re-analyse it. or feel "wan-kind" when they run into someone they shared a part of their life with. i used to think guys moved on like....
i thought it was a girl thing, all our hang ups and insecurities.

this has REALLY made my day. thanks man for keeping it sooo real.

e ku se, omoge
 
Hi, i just read the whole of your blog today and i really had a goodlaugh eading it. I love down to earth people like you who still have all the yoruba slangs not tryign like some sily kids to be all westernised.
I hope you have more than enough time to keep updating it and giving us gist of all your escapades.
keep up the blog ok and try not to forget ur password anymore. Whatever happened with Bukky i'm sure you will survive it. Alaye's dont go down easily. You too if you want girl to suffer with you do less of the the jaiye jaiye and you just might be able to see the sensitive side of anothe 'Bukky'.
 
u must not know about bukky...
u must not now about Buuky....
she can get another guy in a minute
as a matter of fact he was there at the petrol station....
Oloshi, you thought you were irreplacable....return her food and sturrves she fed you.......
 
@ada: LMMAO:!!!

@babaalaye: see now, dem don blast you... lol... wen u for maintain, you dey do yo-yo-yo! pele... lol
 
@babaalaye: there is a meme waiting for you on my blog... make you see if you fit answer am...

http://unnaked.blogspot.com/2007/01/quite-frankly-meme-its-fun-try-it.html
 
LOL!!!! YOU ARE TOO FREAKING FUNNY DUDE. ME TOO I AM CURIOUS ABOUT THE BLOGGER THAT'S GOT YOU ALL KOLOMENTAL. JUST LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU GUY LAUNCH A WEDDING WEBBIE.
 
Your driver is too funny.

BabaAlaye, but you kuku said you don't want her now abi? She don find pesin wey dey stimulate her intellectual side. Not that all u stimulated was her sexual side o...lol

Anywayz....

Why don't u try and hook up with ur blogger?
 
jesu.. hang up your playa coat ehn? lmao@histeronics.. alaye father.. na something dey worry you!lol... bukky wants to get married and read poetry every 12 midnight with Nigerian William Shakespeare and queue up at fuel lines for hours on end discussing Somalian Haikus and British rhyming schemes... so be it jare!
You'll survive sweetie.. and in the meantime.. this your love nwantintin with your blogger crush.. na die oh!...You always make my day luv.. i don laugh tire.. make i run downstairs go reassure momsi say I no dey craze!lol
 
First of all, BabaAlaye, let me compound your misery...UP ARSENAL!!!Hopefully, you and ya Milton Keynes oga will discuss serious matters at tomorrow's meeting rather than gloat.In fact, I heard Jose Mori-ihoho and Abramowinch were heard clinking glasses and laughing hysterically at the result.Meanwhile, bone Bukky side jare.Shit happens.Just keep your fingers crossed and await the result of her current dalliance.Never let anyone cramp your style. Every disappointment is either a lesson or a blessing. For you I think it's both.Let Tomi experience that metaphysical shit anytime he crosses Bukky's path.Meanwhile, you to go join poetry club o!You can only be beta for it.Who knows, you might just meet a chic with the face and body of a goddess,powerful intellect and who gives a bj to die for(abi, u talk say Bukky be headmistress,now?)
As per this anonymous chic you've been disturbing the planet about,she's not as tantalising as you think...never get carried away o, my broda.I know exactly how u feel when you say you feel lonely but take it easy. Don't rush into any kain relationship.Some married people will secretly swear to you say e no be potato.If you think you are ready in all ramifications, fine.If not chill and take it slow.A lot of chicks will love to get down with a high networth bobo like you.And remember...there is nothing like been happily married.it's either you are married or you are happy.Lol.
 
Alaye Baba! Now is there a funnier blogger around here? I don't think so.

Abeg do wat your thing man! Quit telling us about this blogger and just go for her? And hey, I have a strong fee;ing I know who she is now?

@ everyone
here is the clue to decoding who this blogger is, babaAlaye has a recent comments on some of her old posts

And YEAH! Arsenal Won. What a way to start the week for me. LOL
 
BabaAlaye...kai u are something else, those are really funny eh!

Pele Bukky must to find replacement now, abi better person, she likes dem quiet apparently....LOL
 
man mi - as a quiet sensitive poertry loving fellow I know what you are going through oh. You will be amazed at the number of women who do want to spend time in the hot sun with people like me (if not for the small matter of Iyawo and her inflexibility in this area)discussing haikus and other japanese poetry structures. The thing is that there are also many women who love beer swilling lager louts, i mean intellectuals, like yourself. Don't sweat it jare. If she was meant to be yours she will be back.

Btw- thanks for letting me wasting ticket come Naija to find out why the silence then all of a sudden you come get diarrhoea.

As for your work people I know how it is oh. Naija "workers" are something else.
 
It's always difficult seeing someone you used to have a relationship with, with someone else ... I don't get those people that claim that they can be happy for them. Eventually maybe, but it takes a good long while to get to that stage!

Hope your funk is lifted soon! You know what might help, telling us all who your blogger crush is! Hey, I had to try.
 
@babaalaye, pele ohhh. So Bukky moved on so swiftly? You can't blame a sister sha, shes jus trying to mak it in this bad world, but I do know how it it feels, im sure everyone does. Soon u'll get ut of that damn funk and give us some sweet jist about Morenikeji or Rashheedat or Bose lol. As for the blogger crush, I truly give up.
 
You're SOL on this one...better luck next time...pele : - )
 
mr man. it could have been worse o. wat if she hooked up with another female instead of tomi.
 
Life is so unfair, here I am falling hopelessly in love with Baba Alaye and he is giving his love to a faceless blogger.

I double dare you to come out and tell the blog ville who she is. Till then, I shall be mourning my lost love for you. Sob SOb.
 
when it hink u cant amaze me anymore u just always spring somethign new on me?

ki lo de? bukky would not wait for u now? really the poetry must be working wonders?

where r all these kind of guys now ehn? thats what me im looking for now? not awon oniranu that ive been attracting thses days.
 
But just maybe na because na Pounds Sterling my Papa take manage pay my School fees, while you dey enjoy the Gofment subsidy 150 naira per Semester fees for University of Ibadan.
Wont you have said - when my father was smart enough to coin 'OFN' and shipped all farm equipment from around the world to TEMPRANCE FARM OTA instead of distributing it in nigeria where was your father eh !
EGBE !
 
Wow.....This is one very intense post....Maybe you just need some time off
 
I can't take it anymore. I think I have a crush on you Babaalaye (your blogville persona). But I don't know what to do about it. How do I proceed? I can't reveal my name publicly, I have a reputation to protect so please don't ask me to).
 
BabaAlaye awon ota ma really ri e mu gan well i fell in love with your blog and now you have left me cold turkey. Hope you are fine sha and please try to update this space with some fun stuff. Hope the fuel scarcity is better.
 
baba fashe bukky for now , you stil have her number ;-) if when shes married she will come and do

oya
babaalaye, 2xholidays in a year abeg tell me which sector telecoms.oil abi whish one so i can pack my bags for obodo oyinbo, he don do me fankoo very mush
 
I am totally loving your blog!!

Regarding fuel scarcity in Naija- its sad to see some things havent changed... I remember doing that 13yrs ago...jeez!

Bukky...its the way the cookie crumbles dear, what can I say. People will move on, and so will you. It seesm tough, but from what I am reading about you, youre tougher than that. When you get over this you will even go to her wedding!!

Regarding your status and finding your soul mate...its going to happen, no doubt about that. But you should also never let fear or suspicion cloud your ability to source out who truly loves/likes you.

I enjoyed your post. Keep up the good work!
 
i have been in a situation where i realised that i was not ready for the kind of commitment that my man wanted and bailed.he wanted marraige but i was convinced we where not compartable. now 3.5 years and one major relationship later i realise that it was just my fear of commitment that made me run from a good thing.
i've learnt that its not easy to find someone you can trust enough to be yourself with.that getting someone you know loves you from deep inside is not easy so must be valued.
i say ask yourself how you responded to her company, how loyal she was, if she made you laugh, how well she read your moods but also if you ever gave her a chance to open up to you and know the real you because believe me you don't want to realise in a couple of years that you threw away a good thing cos you were chicken
 
@ 2nd anonymous - I dont think you should pour the sins of a father on the son. If you have any issues with President Obasanjo or his past - it is not fair to pour it on the son.

My two cents!
 
Very interesting blog! Im glad i came
 
kai o boy u sef don reach kamu wif dis bhooky babe o...o ti lo gun fun e...o ma geb yin fe bo shay so
 
Nice post!
 
Oya update kia kia
 
checking this blog everyday for an update.Pls make it soon.I need me a dose of baba alaye
 
@BABALAYE....R U STILL ALIVE????????
 
Ayo, well his son did bring up the issue himself- cussing out those whose fathers were sleeping when he was being sent to school abroad
 
Alaye father, first time on your site but I just wonder why they pay you so much...enjoy it!! A beg no follow that white man for your office go that strange shosh called synagogue...they will collect all your money and give you a fake bukky to disturb your sleep every niteooo!! You have been warned!!!
 
Whats beef? Your queasy feeling bout your ex with someone you consider less adequate is akin to the bellus of your contemporaries @work.
Y'alls need to check yourselves.

Enjoyed the post though..you really have a vivid imagination and tell your story like a proper 9ja brutha.

Would love to hear what you have to say when you get out of your state of flux (sorry funk).

One love.

daGuv
 
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Kilode Babaalaye? You are even getting spam mail now. We are missing you in blog world oh. Hope all is well.
 
Buhahahaha...do I smell jealousy? You are too funny...what did you expect? I am loving Bukky more and more everyday!

And your driver...buhhahaha....IZTEWMUSH
Anywho, you'll get over it, I am sure of it. Be easy
 
I hope everything is okay!
 
hey...is ur company hiring? cos i want to come back to naij to work...i'll prolly be the only female engr workin there...lol
 
lol... ur driver needs some knocking on the head... as for bukky i guess nah love dey worry am... are u sure u are over her?
 
Anyone there? Anyone at home? I guess Baba-alaye don forget his passowrd again ... that is a calamity o, we don wait tired and need an update from the man himself, I beg make unda do so quick o.

Bukky, if you happen to read this, let's know if he's back with you and he's shy to come out and let us so
 
hey babalaye, wasup, so wapa sa, we dey miss u oh, and besides u neva know if ur crush is the bachelorette, she cd be taken away 4rm u
 
Haba Baba,

se ko si oooooooo? I trust all is well with you by God's grace! U've got us all worried.

Please reject this funk period and return to the BabaA we've all grown to know and love.

U've been missed!!!!

Hurry!!!!

Stay blessed.

MSM
 
You are obviously still hung up on the Bukky chick. But I like the way u are rational about the whole incident.
 
Where are you????
 
lmao! You are a comedian for real.. lol@ naija hypocritical smile.. Its always the quiet ones, fnny thing is Bukky will probably go the extra mile for the quite guy maybe cos he treats her better and she sees something long term with him... male pride sha, Ive always wondered why men like to hang of soo tight to something they know they wont keep.. baffles me..
 
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Hilarious ...thanks for the laughs !!
:)
 
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