Intel Inside

A "Good Friend" txt me Yesterday asking if i'll be available to see a friend of hers. I said okay, and soon a charming, young-sounding woman called, and we set up a meet, around 7 pm at The Bungalow in VI.Decked out like something out of True love Magazine. Rusty Brown Deola Sagoe gown , and brown Jimmy Choos.Okayee. It's so on.

Typical young Ikoyi Wife, plus she had that look. You know that look like where dem dey?
But she was friendly and she acted like we knew each other already. "I heard you love to eat pussy" she said.I replied "Yes" with a dead pan expression on my face. I got her. I know the type. Nervous as fuck and trying to nudge you off the cliff to see if you'd trip.

I kept quiet and had the faintest of smiles on my face "I didn't see you at the this day Concert"she said. Well.. you werent looking out for me. You wouldn't have noticed me. "Your eyes are very different. ...Dark and Mysterious and very sexy"

Ok Now Mami's playing with me. I'm not saying much which is strange. Absolute rarity but this time i ma let mami sweat this one out. You hungry? She ordered a Salad. I'm thinking "Who you trying to impress?" I love ma women with a bit of Flesh. Of course i'm not saying nufink. I sip on my Drink. She's through. Can we go now?

The Guards in my Estate must be having the time of their lives. Nothing interesting ever happens. I imagine it's got to be the most boring job in the whole wide world to be a security guard in Lekki. Their Counterparts in Surulere and Ikeja i'm sure don't have it that tough. Things haoppen. But anyway they have lots of gossip fodder to while away many a long night.

She Parks behind me. Why would anybody buy a Yellow Honda Element? The Car looks comical as it were but the Yellow turns it to something out of Bob the Builder. Na Wah. Anyway sha she gets in and sinks her cute backside in my Sofa. "This place looks like a love den" she says. I'm still not saying much.

I Come around and cup her face with my hands and plant my lips on her, and i heard her gasp.
Then the standard "we shouldn't be doing this I care about my husband" line. Okayee.

An hour later she was out the door. Had to pick up some groceries at Shoprite on her way home.
We kiss and she's outtie. The Guard is smiling sheepishly ...Bombaclaat.
I'm bored with this shit. Was on Autopilot all through. I got some Blue berry Cheesecake Ice cream in the freezer. Now that's Heaven.

NB. Meanwhile, If you beleive that was me.O wa very sick. You need to go get checked fo'shizzle